OC Chara Interview - Pt.2

Obaba –  Aaand we’re back!

Sera –  zOMG! 400 Babies!

Pawma –  RAWBERRY! AAUUUGH!!!

Ger – A  Paragon Ashura? Ugh?…

Obaba –  Hey! Commercial over. We talk now, yes?
  Question numbah eight!
8) Have you killed anyone?

Sera – Oh God, NO! What sort of question  is that?!

Ger – Yes, but no one of importance.

Pawma – Don't you have any shame?

Ger – I put up with you everyday. Isn't  that enough?

Pawma – ...
  No. I haven't killed anyone, but I  have been tempted to beat someone within an inch of their life.

Toji – *coughs* A few profitable murders  under me hat...

Kai –...and one non-profitable selfish one?

Toji – Nothin' ta be proud of.

Kai – You bastard...

Obaba – Enough you two. Kai, your answer?

Kai – No. Not yet.

Obaba –
9) Do you hate anyone?

Ger – Most of this panel, for starters.

Pawma – You see, I really don't hate Ger,  but wish he wouldn't be such a JERK all the time.

Kai – According to Sera, yes.

Toji – No grudge to bare here.

Sera – No. I really don't believe in it,  but Kai seems comfortable being a hater.

Obaba – My grandmother always said you  really don't hate people, tho' you may hate the ugly things they do.
  10) Do you have any secrets?

Toji – Nay.

Kai – No. As long as you scratch my  back, Toj.

Toji – O' course, Lad.

Sera – I really didn't understand any of  that exchange, but no. No secrets from me.

Pawma – Yes, but he's on the panel, so  not anymore.

Ger – Yes. But if I told you, it  wouldn't be such a cool surprise. *wags tail*

Obaba – Interesting.
  11) Do you love anyone?

Ger – Only one that matters is number  one. *points at himself*

Kai – Yes, not that it matters.

Toji – Aye. Quite a bit o' heartache  involvin' that, eh Kai?

Kai – Shut up.

Pawma – What about Mom, Ger?

Sera – *fidgets* Yes, I do, but

Ger – Aww! Pawma wubs her mommy! How  maudlin...

Pawma – Come on Ger. She took you in and  brought you up as her own. Heck, better than her own! She cared for you,  comforted and sheltered you...

Ger – Feh.

Pawma – ...cuts the crust off peanut  butter and jelly sandwiches just the way you like...

Ger – ...
I wubs my mommy too! Hee hee.

Pawma – *hangs head*

Obaba – How touching!
  12) Do they return your love?

Pawma – *still hanging head* Sibling favoritism  sucks.

Ger – My mommy wubs me!

Kai – No, not that it matters.

Toji – Nay. Quite a bit o' heartache  involvin' that, eh Kai?

Kai – Shut up.

Sera – *sighs* Um, I  really don't know.

Obaba – Excellent!
  13) Flava. Do you have it?

Pawma – *laughs*

Sera – *giggle* I see what you did  there!

Kai – I don't get i-GahOW!

Ger – *releases Kai's ankle* No. Sort  of bland actually.

Kai – You said I could keep my legs!

Ger – You showed me numbers, not a down  payment! I barely broke the skin.
I'm going to move now.

Toji – *pounces after Ger and misses*  Avast! ye scurvy toa-GAH!

Ger – *releases Toji’s flailing hand*  Well that wasn’t what I was expecting  at all, Hmm. *shakes head*

Toji – *seethes* an’ ye shant be  expectin’ when I-oOF!

Sera – *glomps* Oh noes! You are hurt  again! Let me help you! *giggle*

Toji – Gah! Never mind tha’ Sera! ARGH! It burns us!

Sera – *dumps hydrogen peroxide on  Toji’s hand* Ooo! That means it’s healing properties are working!

Kai – Um, is there anyone else  medically trained here?

Pawma – *takes a few swabs out Sera’s  kit*  I’ll get you cleaned up,Man.

Kai – *sighs* Thank you, Pawma.

Pawma – *blushes* Um, welcome.

Toji – *screaming in protest*

Kai – *grins* Just deserts.

Obaba – Okay my little Candy Stripers, what say ye about flava?

Sera – Pirate flava’d. *slathers Toji’s  injured hand with triple antibiotic* Hold still, Toji, dear.

Toji – *whimpers* a-aye.

Pawma – Blood, sweat and tears…

Ger – Eww! Sweaty girls taste nasty.

Kai – *inspects bandaged leg*…but apparently can be sweet.

Pawma – Nothing to it really…

Obaba – And what say you, Ger?

Ger – I’ve been described as tasteless.

Pawma – No argument here.

Obaba – Now that mess is resolved  somewhat…
  14) Panelist, what is your  profession!

Ger – Cute widdle dwagon!

Sera – SPARTAN! Oh wait, you’re serious.

Kai – I are winner…

Pawma – Sophomore student and Martial  Artist.

Kai – Really? What style are you  studying?

Sera – Well if you are serious, I’m a Freshman gamer chic with culinary skillz.

Pawma – American Kenpo since I was 8. And I  seriously doubt you can put “cute little dragon” on a resumé.

Ger – …“widdle dwagon”. I didn’t  stutter.

Toji – Tis’ hardly a description of ye  nature…

Ger – Well megalomaniac is more of a  descriptive noun.

Sera – But it fits.

Toji – As fer meself, I be but a humble  artisan merchant.

Sera - *headtilts* But I thought you  were a pirate.

Toji – M’ dear, tha’ would implicate me  a murderous, thevin’ cutthroat. *grins*

Sera – Merchant *winks*, gotcha.

Obaba – Moving right along on that note…
  15) Favourite Pirate.
  And for  the sake of my sanity and those reading, No “Pirates of the Caribbean”  references of any kind. Go.

Ger – Guybrush Threepwood.

Pawma – Wesley from “Princess Bride”. I  liked the movie, but not really into this “pirate thing”.

Sera – Eee! To-

Toji - *coughs* Ahem...

Sera – Oh alright! I think Faris from  Final Fantasy Five is cool. She had an crew, awesome ship and turned out to be  a princess!

Kai – Han Solo. Best pirate ever.

Ger – How do you figure that? And don’t  give me that, “Han shot first” nonsense.

Kai – Then Greedo was a killer bounty  hunter, that couldn’t shoot worth crap?

Pawma – Oh God. Geek debate…

Ger – Not enough of a reason to  associate “smuggler” with “pirate”.

Kai – Han totally buckled swash. No  different from a privateer. Smuggled for profit, had a bounty on his head, and  a gibberish spewing, lummox of a sidekick

Obaba – My, how transparent of you…

Kai - *shrugs* Hey.  And shacking up with a princess was practically a Letter of Marque .

Toji – I be findin’ the tales of Capn’  James Hook interestin’ actually.

Kai – Not surprising. Loathed by other  pirates and children alike for his incompetence and obsessive behavior.

Toji – Jest considered him a smart  dresser, tis all.

Sera – *giggles*

Obaba – Sooo, none of you chose any  actual pirates?

Sera – But you said no Pirates of the…

Obaba – Yes, but I was HOPING someone  would pick a historical pirate, instead of fictional ones from movies, books or  video games.

Sera – But-but we are video game  pirates. *pouts*

Pawma – Real pirates were gross.

Sera – HEY!

Pawma – Sorry, Sera. But look at Anne  Bonny. She was a spoiled girl who ended up running off from her responsibility  to hang out with pirates. Now days it’s the equivalent to joining a gang.  That’s not cool!

Sera – You guys are picking on us cause  we’re new!

Obaba – Like Patty Hearst, except she was  kidnapped. Sera, are you crying?

Ger – Piracy is full of illicit,  criminal and ugly behavior in general. Humans, being stupid as they are, took  this debauchery and romanticized to be full of honorable thieves and rouges.  Normal idiotic human behavior. Take Florida for example…

Obaba – Thank you, Ger for that  insightful bit of  perspective. We’ll return after these messages,  and Sera stops crying. *takes out a box of tissues*

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